Dealing with the dreaded massage boner
‘Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?’ — Monty Python ‘The Penis Song’ As every … Read more
Sexual Health
Where the rubber meets the choad: Having fun with different types of condoms
The different types of condoms and their advantages and disadvantages. In these tense days of social isolation, with only masked, fearful forays out into the … Read more
Should I get a penis tattoo?
Everything you need to know about getting your inchworm inked. There’s no question that tattoos have gone fully mainstream. Not long ago, if you weren’t … Read more
How small is a small penis? Tips for guys with small dicks
Worried your kielbasa might actually be a Vienna sausage? Here’s what you should know. Now we get down to it, the sticking point, the root … Read more
Female porn addiction: Women addicted to pornography
There is a lot of porn on the internet. But no, really, there’s a lot of porn on the internet. While that’s not exactly breaking … Read more
How to make a girl wet: Tips to get her juices flowing!
Guys, let’s face it: we have been blessed (and cursed) with delightfully stupid, infernally simple genitalia. Ladies on the other hand, not so much. That … Read more
Erotic lactation: The fine art of adult breastfeeding
or…These ain’t yo mama’s titties (jk). If you’ve ever watched the HBO series ‘The Boys’ – [SPOILERS AHEAD] and you absolutely should, if you’d like … Read more
Girlfriend orgasm: How to make her cum fast!
Guys, I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: we are lucky. Studies show that when it comes to penetrative sex, men cum over 90 … Read more
How to spice up your sex life in times of quarantine
Social distancing can mean getting closer: some fun ways you can spice up sex in strange times. Living in difficult times like these coronavirus lockdown … Read more
Flirting at work: The do’s and the definite do NOT do’s
How to flirt at work and read her signs of office flirting – safely. Modern-day work and the workplace obviously mean different things to different … Read more
What is rimming? How to master the fine art of tossing salad
Once thought of as strictly “a gay thing” by the unadventurous hetero community – rimming or anilingus – has come out from under the sheets … Read more
Can’t hold on? How to last longer during sex
Secrets to beating premature ejaculation and how to last longer in bed for men. If there’s one classic comedy trope that never seems to get … Read more