How to measure your penis, correctly!
Measuring penis length correctly without being a huge – or maybe not so huge – liar. If there’s one topic that will predictably generate interest, … Read more
Sex
Dealing with the dreaded massage boner
‘Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?’ — Monty Python ‘The Penis Song’ As every … Read more
How to finger a girl (the right way)
Let’s talk fingering. At first glance, ‘The best way to finger a girl’ might seem like a rather remedial topic for guys like us. Asking … Read more
Where the rubber meets the choad: Having fun with different types of condoms
The different types of condoms and their advantages and disadvantages. In these tense days of social isolation, with only masked, fearful forays out into the … Read more
Should I get a penis tattoo?
Everything you need to know about getting your inchworm inked. There’s no question that tattoos have gone fully mainstream. Not long ago, if you weren’t … Read more
Living on the edge: What is male edging?
There are some things in life you hope will end quickly: lines at the supermarket, traffic jams, reggaeton songs. But sex isn’t usually one of them. … Read more
How small is a small penis? Tips for guys with small dicks
Worried your kielbasa might actually be a Vienna sausage? Here’s what you should know. Now we get down to it, the sticking point, the root … Read more
Female porn addiction: Women addicted to pornography
There is a lot of porn on the internet. But no, really, there’s a lot of porn on the internet. While that’s not exactly breaking … Read more
How to make a girl wet: Tips to get her juices flowing!
Guys, let’s face it: we have been blessed (and cursed) with delightfully stupid, infernally simple genitalia. Ladies on the other hand, not so much. That … Read more
Erotic lactation: The fine art of adult breastfeeding
or…These ain’t yo mama’s titties (jk). If you’ve ever watched the HBO series ‘The Boys’ – [SPOILERS AHEAD] and you absolutely should, if you’d like … Read more
Girlfriend orgasm: How to make her cum fast!
Guys, I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: we are lucky. Studies show that when it comes to penetrative sex, men cum over 90 … Read more
What is a ruined orgasm? And, how to ruin your orgasm!
There’s an old adage that says, “There’s no such thing as a bad orgasm or a bad pizza.” As someone who used to date a … Read more