How To Suck Your Own Dick

How to suck your own dick: Learning how to self-suck

You've thought about it. You've probably tried it. And you probably didn't succeed.

Yes, we’re talking about sampling the most forbidden fruit of all: getting a taste of your favorite banana: the one swinging between your legs. We’re talking about sucking your own dick.

You may deny it to your mates when you’re out for pints and the topic of how to suck your own penis comes up. But in the cold light of dawn, you know the truth.

You know how we know you’ve tried to self-suck? Because you’re a dude.

Don’t get weird: You know you’ve tried to self-suck

Since time immemorial, dudes have spent the majority of their brainpower thinking about sticking their dicks somewhere, in something, or in someone.

From knotholes to heated bagels to pumpkins to, I don’t know, sea anenomes? Mud? ‘How to suck your own penis’ is hardly the wildest notion to cross a horny man’s mind.

Guys with boners are gonna bone things, simple as that, and we’ve been like that forever. (And hey, a little man-on-mud action isn’t the worst idea anyone’s ever had for what to do with their cock…)

And if you suck-ceed in your quest to self-suck, at least you don’t have to buy yourself flowers on Valentine’s Day.

But how to get started on your quest to learn how to suck your own penis? Are there any hot tips and tricks that’ll get you closer? Literally, closer?

How to suck your own dick…

What to know in order to blow

Don’t get it twisted: it may not be easy to find immediate sucksess on this forbidden quest. Many guys might find it a bit hard to get their hard bits that extra inch or two to their lips. But as you learn to self-suck, there are a few things to be aware of.

First of all, one tip you should take to heart if you’re trying to lick your own tip is that actually, you can learn how to suck your own penis.

But if the thought of penetrating your own soft, full, and pouty lips with your own red rocket is driving you to distraction, you might take a side journey to check out this amazing Fleshlight from Lovehoney. You can get back to sucking your own dick tomorrow.

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Back to the lesson. If you hit any of the big porn sites and you’re bound to find entire sections reserved for videos of guys answering the question ‘is it possible to suck your own dick’ with a resounding yes.

Secondly, as you’re exploring how to suck your own dick, don’t feel glum if you aren’t swinging a massive pipe. Again, copious, uh, research has revealed that lots of guys who manage to self-slobber their knobbers aren’t outrageously hung.

You might not be able to pull off the self-suck if your cock is the size of a baby carrot, but there are plenty of average-ish to slightly larger guys who can make it happen.

Here’s a few other things these guys have in common, and some recommendations we’ve gleaned from the lucky dudes who’ve managed the trick.

How To Suck Your Own Dick

Sucking your own cock: Stretch first

No, not that, you tit. Stretch out the rest of you.

One thing self-suckers have in common is they’re tremendously flexible. That might seem obvious, and it also might seem like something you’re either born with or not, but you can actually improve your flexibility if you apply yourself to the topic of sucking my own dick.

A good start is working on stretching your torso and spine, and loosening up your hip flexors before your big attempt to gobble the big D.

Another key locale for making sure you’re as limber as possible for your self-suck session is your neck. That frustrating last little bit of distance when it’s just out of reach may well come down to having a limber and flexible neck.

If you’re into fitness already – and if you’re a regular reader of these pages there’s no reason not to be – consider upping your game on yoga. But maybe don’t tell the other people in your yoga class that your true motivation is learning how to suck your own penis. 

And you’ll want to work on other flexibility-centered exercises in the week leading up to your big debut as the belle of your own ball(s).

Oh, sorry, did you think you were just going to decide to go down on yourself one day and simply make sucking your own dick happen all willy-nilly?

What do you think this is, a game?

If you’re seriously asking the question how can I suck my own cock and you weren’t blessed with the ability to do it easily on your first try, then you’re going to have to put some work into sucking my own dick.

Flexibility isn’t something you develop overnight, especially not the kind of flexibility you need to fold your body to the point where you can get your dick in your mouth.

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How to suck your own dick: Suck in your gut first

If you’re like most guys, apart from the necessary  flexibility to self-suck, there’s one big barrier getting in the way of you slurping your own sausage: your extra padding.

Another common trait you’ll notice if you investigate successful self-suckers as much as I have is they’re almost uniformly skinny. (I told you, darling, I’m doing research for an article. Keep walking in here when I’m working and you’re going to see some shit.)

Being on the thin side just makes sense when it comes to the old self-suck, as it’s sure to be easier to reach your rod if there’s not a big belly getting in the way. And hey, what better workout motivation do you need to drop those last few pounds, right?

But take heart, because at least having extra belly fat is something you can control to some degree. The other major factor that most people think about when it comes to asking how to suck your own cock is dick size.

But as long as you’re around average or above, it’s going to be the rest of your body that’s the big hindrance to giving yourself a happy oral ending.

How To Suck Your Own Dick

Sucking your own cock: Is it hard yet?

Among the areas of discussion that rarely come up when people are asking can you suck your own dick is whether or not you’re fully hard when you try it.

If you can manage it when you’re soft, first of all, congratulations.

Secondly, if you can manage it when you’re soft, what the hell are you doing? What’s the actual point, I mean?

Anyway, you’ll notice a lot of the PornHub guys wearing a cock ring when they dine on homemade tube steak.

Whether or not you’re a fan of cock rings in your other sexual excursions, it is undeniable that they give you that bit of extra swing in your thing, pumping it up with just that extra bit more of hardness that could help put you over the finish line in our current project of learning how to suck your own penis.

Hey, you sure got a pretty mouth on you. You know you’re dying to fuck your own face. But until you master the techniques below, try out this pressure-adjustable Tenga Fliphole Masturbator. Super discreet, and it comes with a unique drying system because you know what you did in there, you filthy boy you.

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How to self-suck and the importance of ‘pole’ position

There are a couple of different methods for actually getting the (blow) job done and they rely on two primary body positions.

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Method One is lying on your back, preferably with your head against a wall to give you some support, and perhaps with a pillow under your neck as well to give you a little extra lift.

Then you walk your feet down the wall and see how close you can come to looking your cock in its one eye.

One tutorial (I told you, it’s RESEARCH…) suggests it’s better to try this on the floor or other hard surface, as most beds are going to have too much give to allow you to seal the deal.

Here’s where that extra flexibility comes in, fellas, because the wall will help support you to bend your neck in the needed direction, but only if you can actually bend it that way in the first place.

How To Suck Your Own Dick

Method Two is sitting on a chair or the edge of the bed and bending down to do the deed – a whole other kind of downward dog.

Of course, it doesn’t hurt to use your hand to pull your pecker closer to the promised land as you bend down there.

Another tutorial suggested trying the sitting method while wearing boxers that have an opening. Position your hard cock through the hole and pull your boxers down using the top of the hole to help position your cock.

Then you can use both your hands to pull yourself closer with your hands on the back of your thighs or on the chair legs or seat.

How To Suck Your Own Dick

Learning how to self-suck is more fun with a friend

Finally, sucking your own penis is easier if you get a little help from your friends.

Well, your girlfriend, probably not your drinking buddies.  

And we strongly suggest you do NOT ask someone to help you do this on a first date.

The idea is this: if you’ve ever seen training staff helping an athlete to stretch on the sideline, pressing their limbs just that little bit further to get them a good stretch, you’ll get the picture.

If you’re doing the upside-down method, have her push gently on your legs when you’re close to see if you can get that little extra distance you need to get the job done.

For those who ask why would you work so hard to self-suck if there was someone else in the room to do it for you, of course the answer is, ‘Yeah, but what’ll I do after she leaves? This way I have a hobby.’

Hey, and while she’s down there helping you, maybe ask her how she feels about rimming

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